Or something like that, I forget how the poem goes (there's pigs and tickling of small children (NOT in any weird way you sickos!), so what more could you want?)
Yes, despite my incomplete profile saying otherwise, I'm back in the land of Oz after the looonnngest bloody trip from the UK I have ever endured (and, being the seasoned traveller that I am, this is more than once). 40 bloody hours in the economy class special mini chairs that only elderly Japanese women can confortable fit into (despite this actually being the standard for ANY long-haul flight, it was an especially annoying to have it rub in your face while on Japan Airlines, as said elderly people make up about 50% of the flying customers, bastards, I bet they are 3 feet shorter than me on purpose...)
On the last leg I also had to endure loud and deaf elderly Australian man, who just said random things, and insisting I listen, despite my best efforts to block him out by hiding behind a book, and putting my headphones to listen to the airline radio station. My favourite random thing of his was :
"Can you believe, I had my drivers licence for 50 years, 50
years of driving and the bastards took it off of me just like that, just because I had a cataract..."
Yeah, those bastards at the Transport Department have been blatantly discriminating against the legally blind for years. Someone should complain....
But some observations about my lovely home town of Adelaide, and my general feelings.
Its weird being back for only a few weeks, especially seeing as I am not back in my own small space of serenity and familiarity, and instead I am living with my folks. Which is not all bad, but does have the affect of making me feel like i'm still travelling and begging my way into free accomodation. (except this time I didnt have to beg, I just played the leech-child card...)
I had also forgotten that although the Adelaide winter max temps are about the same as the English summer ones, the temp plummets overnight, to bring you more in line with sub-zero conditions, if only for a few hours around the 3am mark. Nipple protruding weather if ever there was any.
Adelaide also never changes, and neither do the signs that I have lived here for, i dont know, lets say ALL MY SHORT LIFE! Can I just randomly walk the streets of the CBD and run into people I know? Yes, yes I can. Can I tell if even one blade of grass is slightly bigger than the last time I was here? Why yes, I can! Its just like a pair of slippers that are old and comfy, yet at the same time, you've had for so long, you know every crease and wear and you half want to give them to the
Salvos while you buy some new fabulous pair with the fluffy pom-pom at the front, but you know you never will....
But I digress...
Its good to be back, to see people who know me very well, and who I have years of history with, something I have missed in my travels, but still, I'm restless to move on and see the next part of the world.
Oh well, at least I know where to find some nice slippers when my feet get tired...