There are days when I dont deserve a blog...

I cant believe how slack I get with this blog. I always have some idea to blog, then I never bother to do it.
Anyway, I was reading through the various blogs I visit, and stumbled across this great idea to steal (which I dont feel guilty about since it was already pre-stolen). Basically, for those who arent bothering to click on the link, you enter into google "your name needs"
I googled my real name, or at least the short version of it, and got the following as the top 10.
bee-eric (real name) needs:
1. real love
2. a man
3. to increase my calorie intake
4. protection (from what though, i'm not sure)
5. a catchy slogan
6. a budget
7. an arena for excellence
8. another 'bee-eric needs' list (yup, i got a link to one)
9. help, but doesnt want the police involved
10. to stop stinking

On my real name i'm thinking there is an element of craziness. I'm quite clearly an anorexic who hasnt had a bath in awhile, has no money and possibly needs protection from the police while desperately seeking love from a man.

Its just f***ed up....

So I googled "bee-eric needs":

1. carpet choice
2. a change of diapers
3. to be studied further
4. a policeman
5. a hummingbird
6. to dress up
7. to 8-9 inches
8. to wash my back (what is it with cleanliness??)
9. find out how to access parishioners (why??)
10. study (an extension of 3??)

Bah, a need to wash and police should not be strong themes for my life......

Anyone want to share their top 10??